| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 28 | bananosecond, time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 18 | semicolon, half of a large intestine |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 17 | Bling, unit of shininess. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 13 | decacards, 10 cards |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 13 | whod unit, unit of suspense in a mystery novel |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 12 | Milli-Helen, unit of beauty required to launch one ship |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 10 | kilomarine, volume of oil gained through the death a thousand US soldiers |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | lite year, 365 bottles of beer |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | IV league, length of intravenous surgical tubing in the average hospital |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 5 | ducks - as in "he weighs 200 ducks". |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | ipm2, idiots per square metre. European unit of stupidity density in a room. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 4 | nanosoft, a unit of evil. from "Microsoft". |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 4 | The ohnosecond: the time it takes to wish you hadn't said that. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 3 | mirrinch, how large things appear in the mirror |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 3 | sps (spam per second), for benchmarking mail server throughput |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 3 | The Dubya - a measure of stupidity |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 3 | Tokyo - Time required for 1 monster to destroy 1 moderate sized city |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 2 | 8.56 cm = 1 Michael Jackson Nose |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 2 | Bushnis - number off mistakes made in one sentence |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 2 | paradise, 2 dice |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 1 | The Clue (If he had only half a Clue ...) |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | Breasts before surgery(bbs) and Breasts after surgery (bas) |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -1 | The p@nis. Men say it = 12 inches, women say 5 inches. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -2 | p-inches. Like inches but a little smaller to make measured objects seem larger |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -3 | Frooglepoopillion |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -3 | Oobibblemeter |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -3 | paradox, unit of medical expertise |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -4 | Bag, unit of ugliness. from "2-bagger". |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -4 | Dolomiter - measures how cool you are |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -4 | OL, unit of funniness. from "LOLOLOL". |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -4 | PODs (anger measurement one is the equivalent of one pissed off democrat) |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -4 | stB: Standard Bladders |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -4 | the moose units |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -4 | "value", measure of the uselessness of ones boss |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -5 | 1 Bush - the amount of time spent planning the Iraq War = 0 seconds |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -6 | A smeetlength, as tall as a baby Invader. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -6 | duncan robison |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -6 | Online penis size |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -6 | Online weight |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -6 | Silly-Millimetres |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -6 | stupidity: the measurement used when you are reading this. |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -6 | The Kimmy. It's a measurement of height or length. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -6 | When drinking ..the shortest distance is side to side |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -7 | paradigm, unit of money equal to 20 cents |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -9 | Brown, unit of power equal to 1.21 gigawatts |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -9 | c, unit of speed. "But officer, I was only doing 0.0000001c!" |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -9 | Furlongs per fortnight |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -18 | tokyo, unit of screen space approximately equal to a pixel. from "Megatokyo". |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -21 | Baker's dozen |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -21 | Rulers |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -21 | Smoot |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -22 | Libraries of Congress |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -22 | micro mini mega yards |
List of February 9, 2005
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