| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 25 | An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 25 | I am claiming my life insurance because I died last week. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 24 | And the lake came right out of no where |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 24 | He was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 23 | I was told that the US would switch to driving on the left on April 1 |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 21 | I can't show you my car. It was completely obliterated in the accident. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 19 | Car hit me when i was parked in the middle of the freeway |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 19 | Had to close my eyes for a second while driving due to orgasm |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 19 | I saw a slow moving, sad faced old man as he bounced off the roof of my car. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 18 | Didn't see "Professional driver on a closed course" disclaimer in a car ad |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 18 | I found that my window was actually up when I put my head throuh it. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 15 | To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 13 | Couldn't find a non-country radio station |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 13 | Satan set my house on fire! (Not an act of God) |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 13 | The accident was caused by a drunk driver (me). |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 12 | Banana peel on freeway caused me to lose control over my car |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 12 | Cause of accident: lack of coffee |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 10 | A sudden religious epiphany diverted my attention from the road |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 8 | I knew I'd get hurt, but I figured the settlement was worth it |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 7 | Honestly, My indoor pool was destroyed in the fire |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 6 | Accident Cause: Global Warming |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 6 | Four Saudis hijacked a plane and flew it into my car. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 6 | Momentarily confused Grand Theft Auto with real life |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 5 | head light in fog are just recomended by the state |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 5 | speed limis are just recomended by the state |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 4 | the dead body was already in the road!! |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 2 | I swear to drunk i wasn't god |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 2 | It's the prison's fault my husband died when trying to escape! |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 2 | The tree just JUMPED out... |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 2 | you know the ents of lord of the rings? they don't like cars |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 1 | i didnt hit the kid the car did |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 1 | I glanced at my mother-in-law, then drove over the embankment. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 1 | I lost my large intestine in the crash! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 1 | i swear sir that molatov cocktail just flew from my hands at my house |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 1 | It's McDonald's fault I'm fat |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 1 | Thought "freeway" meant "free to drive however you want" |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -1 | a black hole appeared and sucked it right out of my hand |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -2 | I saw Bush and I tried to hit him unfortunately I hit a tree. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -2 | Me and the hooker I picked up were driving along when out of nowhere this... |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -3 | I left my keys in it and the doors open |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -3 | ocupation - keeper |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -5 | Frosty the snowman rear ended me |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -5 | Soft music on car radio put me to sleep |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -6 | Did you see the chase scene in Matrix Reloaded? My car was the red one. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -7 | This huge dog came out of no where and buried my car in the yard |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -9 | A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -10 | my dog was having a seizure... |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -10 | the moose did it |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -11 | My 52 " TV was stolen from my rooming house |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -12 | Before I could finish my turn the light changed from green to red and I got hit |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -13 | The fire was an accident |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -15 | We promise to help you with your health care needs. |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -20 | We guarantee [anything, except hassles.] |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -21 | purchased on ebay |
List of February 3, 2005
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