| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 15 | Strangely familiar looking voodoo dolls on employees desks |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 12 | Everytime they sneeze in your presence you swear you hear 'A**hole!' |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 10 | The ASCII pic of a horse's head you keep getting via email |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 10 | They address emails to you as 'Sultan Of Agony' |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 7 | They draft resignation letters for you and leave them on your chair to sign |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 7 | You keep getting these odd shocks when you hit the E key |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 5 | Charred cinder where your chair used to be... |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 5 | They offer you their vacation days, just to get you out of the office |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 4 | Burst of machine gun fire when you stick your head out the door of your office |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 4 | Thankfully, you stayed late that day when your car unexpectedly exploded |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 3 | A bunch of darts stuck in your door at head height. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 3 | Employees arrange next team-building event in an abandoned warehouse |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 3 | HR posts a number of resumes for Head Hunters and Hatchet Men across your desk |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 3 | They refer you to the Keepers list of May 10, 2001 - what are they hinting at? |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 2 | Odd taste to morning coffee; Arsenic bottle in trash can |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 0 | They are always smiling except when they look at you |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 0 | Voodoo doll that looks like you is floating face down in the water cooler |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -2 | They made a fortune selling T-Shirts that say "I Hate <your name here>!" and retired |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -2 | You caused your company to post a $19 billion loss |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -2 | Your employees refer to you as "TWsquared", short for The Wicked Witch. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -2 | Your parking spot suddenly has blue lines around it. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -5 | They all have signs in their cubes saying 'We Hate You!' |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -5 | They pickup your phone call and say 'Hey Idiot' |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | Your name is John Roth |