| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 28 | You burn the salad |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 23 | You can't honestly say,"My cooking never killed anyone" |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 18 | Set fire to the block making home-made popsicles |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 16 | even a bowl of corn flakes ends up being "flambe" when you make them |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 16 | The smoke detector always goes off before the timer. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 15 | You burn water in the microwave and can screw up instant mashed potatoes. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 12 | You serve Pepto-Bismol as an appetizer |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 11 | The health department boards up your kitchen |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | No one can tell the difference between your milkshake and a cinderblock. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | Outbreaks of various gastric diseases are common in your household |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 7 | Everyone who ate your food died mysteriously of liver cancer |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 5 | Dinner's ready when the fire alarm goes off |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 5 | You ask if they want their cereal "extra crispy" |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 5 | You think everything taste better "blackened" |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 4 | After every bite you wonder if it was the food or your teeth that just crunched |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 4 | The fire department recognizes your voice when you call. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 3 | You use a slice of your meatloaf to scour the kitchen sink |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 2 | Flies chipped in to fix the hole in the screen door |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 0 | dont realize the '9' setting on the toaster burns things.. they are 'raw' |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 0 | Even the dog asks, "Where's the ketchup?" |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 0 | The DA's office has opened a mass poisoning investigation against you. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | When making soup last week, you ended up with a blob that destroyed the city |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 0 | you think explosions are a neccesary part of cooking |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | true story. burn the water while attempting to make raman noodles.(i did this) |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | While boiling water, you think mirrored sunglasses will fool the pot. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | You have to file an environmental inpact statement to throw it out. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -2 | If you have ever served, "I'm pretty sure this is meat" cassarole. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -2 | like my brother, you can burn soup |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -2 | You managed to burn Ice. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -2 | you ruined minute rice |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -3 | You can only make Figgy Newtons |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -3 | You use all the spices in your cabinet--salt AND pepper. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -5 | The soup just doesn't turn out good on the barbecue |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -5 | When you cook, The entire city is placed on Fire Alert |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -5 | You cant even get a twinkey out of the wrapper |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -5 | You need ketchup, even on cereal. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -5 | You refer to the stove as your 'macrowave oven'. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -5 | Your tuna casserole just asked you for a ride home |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -5 | ypu make the cup of hot milk explode |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -6 | All your dishes look like charcoal |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -7 | You burned the Ramen |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -8 | Everything that you serve as "ala flambe" |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -8 | hubby likes the cake you baked but it was supposed to be meatloaf |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -8 | Your cuisine is classified as a WMD |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -8 | Your omelettes usually have a few feathers in them. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -9 | Is that a twig, or a hot dog? |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -11 | Forgot to add water to the Kraft dinner |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -11 | When your mom asks what smells so good, you say "my shoe." |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -11 | You find a way to burn Water |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -11 | Your bowl of Corn Flakes just burst into flames. |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -11 | You're using turpentine and Firecrackers |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -12 | When you cook you inadvertently invite the fire department over |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -13 | This is your third four alarmer in a week |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -13 | Your told not to by the fire department |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -14 | you have a caterer |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -14 | You're my mom. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -15 | You ask if you want their cereal "extra crispy" |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -16 | Huh ..I guess ya can't microwave eggs |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -17 | you undercook minute rice |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -18 | u eat burnt cereal in the morning |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -21 | your rich |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -22 | your female |
List of March 4, 2005
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