| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 60 | when you park your car on the curb, you get ticketed for littering |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 48 | you park your car with the keys in it, the next day a sign says "no thanks" |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 45 | The salvation army won't accept your car as a donation. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 40 | Primer color with a duck-tape interior |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 40 | You look up the blue book value and all that is listed is "I'm sorry" |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 38 | it wasn' always a convertible |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 36 | Holes in floorboard allow for Flintstone power |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 32 | VIN number has only two digits |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 27 | "horn broken: Watch for finger" sticker is no joke |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 27 | Car jacker gives it back |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 26 | You try to sell it, but end out having to pay someone to take it away |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 25 | You get cited for auto abandonment when you park in front of your house |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 24 | When you want to change gears the first step is attaching your gearstick. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 22 | the hanger holding your muffler on is about rust through |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 21 | During your last speed trial on the interstate, you got a ticket for loitering |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 19 | bicycleists want you to pull over to let them by |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 19 | It runs on steam |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 18 | When your gas fill up costs more than your car is worth |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 17 | Radio pulls in stations that have been off the air for years |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 17 | You recive notes from the Home Owners Association asking you to keep your car hidden |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 16 | The gerbil in the motor gave out |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 15 | "I need a tetnis shot just looking at it, sir!" |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 15 | brakes-shmakes |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 14 | You try to get into accidents so you can get it replaced |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 11 | call hole in floorboard a "waste recptical" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 9 | Dogs and Pigeons avoid your car out of fear for a genital disease |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 9 | If you don't hold the steering wheel a certain way it pops off, inconveniently. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 5 | the fastest gear is reverse |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 4 | You have more rust than car |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 3 | Leaves oil slicks that even James Bond would envy |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 2 | You kick the tires and the wheel comes off. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 2 | Yugoslovian Engineering |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 1 | You return to find a note saying 'Thanks for the scrap' and a nickel |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 1 | you're driving a ford |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 0 | Gascap rag make too much noise whipping int he wind |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 0 | You scratch it and think 'oh that is nicer than before' |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -1 | break a hole in the bottom when pressing gas |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -1 | The "check battery soon" message appears around 5 days after replacing it. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -2 | When you can see more bondo than metal |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -2 | Your car making it home and the Horse races are equally betted on in Vegas |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -3 | After she tried to kill you thrice, maybe it's time to retire "Christine." |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -4 | Making it move: "All right, PUSH!" |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -5 | If some cars are lemons, yours is the tree. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -5 | Your current car is a Ford Pinto or Chevy Nova |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -6 | in a street race with 5 people in it, you got 50000000000000th place |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -6 | Your friends chip in to get you a gift certificate to a used car lot for B-day |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -7 | Floor board now made of boards |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -8 | you cant efford the upkeep |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -9 | Clunk |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -9 | out of gas |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -9 | you have kids |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -9 | You ordered a "Nova" from mexico; something mustta been lost in translation |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -9 | You see a coke can and mistaken it for your car. |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -9 | Your Mechanic sends you a Christmas car |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -10 | ohio Were proud of Marilyn Manson and Jerry Springer |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -12 | Starting your vehichile requires the phrase "giddy-up!" |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -15 | "Rattle-rattle, thunder, clatter, boom-boom-boom!" |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -15 | Chevy Nova, no brakes, gas leak, no AC, carbon-monoxyde poisoning (true story) |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -15 | Has parts with names like "recombobulator" and "distilibutron." |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -15 | You own a Citroen. Of any year. |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -17 | The Fluxcapacitor is not functioning |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -18 | The manufacturer offers to buy it back |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -18 | There's a big rip in the seat, a spring always pokes de balls! |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -19 | It has the word 'FORD' on it |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -19 | you can only use third gear |
List of July 6, 2001
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