| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 13 | Calls out their own name during an orgasm |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 9 | More than 50% of wall space in her house is occupied by mirrors |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 9 | Soft, languid sighs when looking in mirror |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 8 | Cuts and pastes yearbook picture into "50 Most Beautiful People" issue |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 7 | The only book he has on his shelf is his own memoirs. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 6 | Does James Brown impression, but only the "Jump back--gonna kiss myself!" part |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 6 | he refers to himself as 'Mr. Big' |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 5 | Send flowers to themselves 'to me from me, cause i am so great' |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 4 | "Hi, my name's Bob, but you can call me Beautiful." |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 4 | Talks more out himself than he does ME. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 3 | Their email address includes their name twice. eg: george@georgesplace.com |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 1 | Count the number of reviews they've posted on Amazon. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 1 | He attempts to walk on water, then drowns because he can't swim. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 1 | They encourage you to refer to them using their 'stage name' |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -1 | They name their pets after themselves |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -2 | Look in the mirror |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -2 | Monthly beauty day routinely includes plastic surgery |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -3 | with dabs of mud |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -9 | He's probably NOT the guy wearing an "ant-head" mask. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -9 | Their name is John Romero |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -10 | He/She is 30 years old and has braces |