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	Top 77 Useless Super Powers By Peter Savage
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	Total List Votes: 34 Overall List Rank: 7.9706 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 43 The ability to levitate birds Login To Vote 2 28 Ability to walk halfway through a brick wall Login To Vote 3 28 Power to self-destroy Login To Vote 4 28 Turn Quarters into pennies Login To Vote 5 27 the ability to shpeshift, but you can only turn into an igloo and a hot dog Login To Vote 6 22 The ability to see one second into the future Login To Vote 7 18 Being able to predict coin tosses correctly 50% of the time Login To Vote 8 18 The ability to fly for half a second at a time Login To Vote 9 17 Resistance to oxygen Login To Vote 10 16 X-ray vision that sees through everything, so you can see basically nothing Login To Vote 11 15 Ability to burn bread to a horrible crisp that no human would ever eat Login To Vote 12 15 The ability to fly, but you can only use it indoors. Login To Vote 13 11 Peeing straight Login To Vote 14 11 Super Speed every morning between 1:30 and 1:35 AM Login To Vote 15 11 the power to see through walls, but onlyt ones made out of glass Login To Vote 16 10 Ability to crap endlessly. Login To Vote 17 10 Ability to magically detect losing lottery numbers from past lotteries. Login To Vote 18 9 Ability to run slowly Login To Vote 19 8 The ability to talk to restroom appliances (hi Mr. toothbrush!) Login To Vote 20 7 see like kid in 6th sense but only murdered chickens Login To Vote 21 6 Human Strength Login To Vote 22 6 Power to detect how many more licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Login To Vote 23 6 the ability to make fat people strip Login To Vote 24 6 the ability to make strippers get dressed Login To Vote 25 5 Power to get up to 5% off on your next major purchase at "Target" Login To Vote 26 5 the ability to go half invisible Login To Vote 27 5 the ability to talk incredibly fast for long periods of time Login To Vote 28 5 The power to turn ice into water Login To Vote 29 4 heat vision that can't beturned off Login To Vote 30 4 Stronger than a toy locomotive Login To Vote 31 4 the ability to change the channel without having to get off the couch Login To Vote 32 4 the ability to read the minds of dead people Login To Vote 33 3 Ability to become completely limp Login To Vote 34 3 Ability to count the number of pringle chips in a stack by just one quick look. Login To Vote 35 3 Ability to hear the thoughts of mute people. Login To Vote 36 3 Ability to shoot ice cream from your mouth. Login To Vote 37 3 The ability to jump really high, but only works in non-convertible cars. Login To Vote 38 3 the ability to morph into a lava lamp Login To Vote 39 2 The ability to grow pubic hair Login To Vote 40 1 Having all your fingers opposable, not just the thumb Login To Vote 41 1 Now watch! I can shrink my penis to the size of a grape! Login To Vote 42 1 Power to grant Armadillos diplomatic immunity Login To Vote 43 0 Ability to Go as fast as a tortise Login To Vote 44 0 Ability to talk and annoy someone at the same time Login To Vote 45 0 Captain Obvious Login To Vote 46 0 Large Intestine Man Login To Vote 47 0 Super Slow Speed Login To Vote 48 0 Superhearing only works at rock concerts Login To Vote 49 0 the ability to read this stuff Login To Vote 50 0 to stop your heart and not having controle over it Login To Vote 51 -1 Ability to have an ability Login To Vote 52 -2 Invisibility (Through research I've found out that you would be blind) Login To Vote 53 -3 the ability to detect upcoming lists Login To Vote 54 -3 The power to screw up instant mashed potatoes. Login To Vote 55 -3 The power to understand "Dilbert" comic strips Login To Vote 56 -3 xray vision that sees through everything Login To Vote 57 -5 Ability to cut onions without crying Login To Vote 58 -5 The power to run away from danger faster than a speedin bullet Login To Vote 59 -6 Ability to lose the Remote Control in your sleep Login To Vote 60 -6 the ability to speak to a deaf man Login To Vote 61 -6 The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! Login To Vote 62 -7 Ability to melt M&M's in your mouth, not in your hand Login To Vote 63 -7 Power of Attorney Login To Vote 64 -7 The power to... melt. Login To Vote 65 -9 Itchman Login To Vote 66 -10 Power of XP software Login To Vote 67 -11 Power to make anyone have sex with you... oh, wait- that's a good thing! Login To Vote 68 -11 Power to see in to the past, and only in to the past. Login To Vote 69 -11 the ability to do taxes Login To Vote 70 -12 Can make any beer too warm to be enjoyed in 0.001 seconds Login To Vote 71 -13 Ability to bring talk to socks Login To Vote 72 -13 The Power to decipher computer lingo. Login To Vote 73 -14 the ability to eat a burrito before it gets cold Login To Vote 74 -15 Captian Oblivious Login To Vote 75 -15 super farts Login To Vote 76 -17 beet vision Login To Vote 77 -18 Bacne Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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