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	Top 41 Bad Ways To Get Attention By Peter Savage
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	Total List Votes: 8 Overall List Rank: 6.7500 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	9	Kick random people in the crotch.
Login To Vote	2	8	Refer to yourself in the third person.
Login To Vote	3	7	Juggle Chainsaws in a Crowded Elevator
Login To Vote	4	3	do LSD until there's hundreds of yellow peguins are staring at you
Login To Vote	5	3	Fart
Login To Vote	6	3	Kill yourself
Login To Vote	7	3	Light yourself on fire
Login To Vote	8	3	tape a red button to your carry on bag
Login To Vote	9	2	Become Large Intestine Guy
Login To Vote	10	2	Go streaking through a convent and/or monastery.
Login To Vote	11	2	Hey! Look what happens when I try to stop a chainsaw with my genitals!
Login To Vote	12	2	Sing opera naked while doing jumping jacks in New York City
Login To Vote	13	2	Sit at First and Main in the middle of the street with a nuclear device.
Login To Vote	14	2	swallow a hedgehog
Login To Vote	15	2	Videotape yourself pretending to be a Jedi. Forget the tape. End up on internet
Login To Vote	16	2	Vote down the poor guy who admitted to placing large intestine guy on lists.
Login To Vote	17	2	Write racial slurs all over you body and run naked through the projects
Login To Vote	18	1	Anything involving explosives
Login To Vote	19	1	Cutting down the electricty cables and yelling "TIMBER!"
Login To Vote	20	1	Dare the IRS to audit you.
Login To Vote	21	1	Fling your feces out the window.
Login To Vote	22	1	killing sprees
Login To Vote	23	1	Make it look like you have fuses in your shoes.
Login To Vote	24	1	Yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre.
Login To Vote	25	0	become a lawn gnome
Login To Vote	26	0	Burn down someone's house.
Login To Vote	27	0	Constant bomb threats to government installations!!!
Login To Vote	28	0	put your self in a large glass bowl filled with water for a week
Login To Vote	29	0	Run around naked yelling "There's a bomb in my stomach!!"
Login To Vote	30	-1	Relentlessly Posting about Ones Intestines
Login To Vote	31	-2	Hey look at me i stabbed myself
Login To Vote	32	-2	Submit list items about large intestines
Login To Vote	33	-2	Swear at people you pass on the streets.
Login To Vote	34	-3	become just like the large intestine guy
Login To Vote	35	-3	Cut Yourself
Login To Vote	36	-3	Put "large intestine guy" on a number of lists repeatedly (I'm innocent!)
Login To Vote	37	-3	ram into a building with a plane
Login To Vote	38	-3	Screaming, "Fire!"
Login To Vote	39	-4	Commit Insurance Fraud
Login To Vote	40	-5	Set yourself on fire
Login To Vote	41	-5	Streaking at church

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