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Previous Top 60 Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down By lilangl Next
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Total List Votes: 30 Overall List Rank: 7.5667 out of 10
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Login To Vote142Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
Login To Vote235Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
Login To Vote324You mean there's something else to do?
Login To Vote423Steal WiFi from your Neighbor
Login To Vote519play single player mode
Login To Vote618Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
Login To Vote717Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back
Login To Vote814Find a better ISP
Login To Vote913Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy.
Login To Vote1011Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks
Login To Vote1110Install all those programs you downloaded but never got around to installing
Login To Vote128Start talking to your girlfriend again.
Login To Vote137Reset Modem: repeat
Login To Vote145Create your own IM bot to converse with.
Login To Vote154Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
Login To Vote164Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
Login To Vote173Plot out your revenge for the ISP
Login To Vote183take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
Login To Vote192Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
Login To Vote201Cut out your large intestine
Login To Vote211Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
Login To Vote221Hang yourself with network cables
Login To Vote231Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
Login To Vote241Smack your modem against the wall.
Login To Vote251Smash your head on the keyboard until it restores.
Login To Vote261switch to TV
Login To Vote271Twiddle your thumbs.
Login To Vote281Your girlfriend
Login To Vote290Go to the bathroom (of course!)
Login To Vote300Grab your PSP and steal someone else's ISP.
Login To Vote310Sacrifice your first born child for the return of your internet service
Login To Vote320Two words: Tech Support.
Login To Vote33-1Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations
Login To Vote34-1Go out to buy another pallet of Mountian Dew for the year ahead.
Login To Vote35-2Cry
Login To Vote36-2die alone
Login To Vote37-2host a lan game with hopes of people joining
Login To Vote38-2Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot!
Login To Vote39-2Write your lists on paper
Login To Vote40-3Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil.
Login To Vote41-3Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile
Login To Vote42-3Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
Login To Vote43-3smoke a cigarrete
Login To Vote44-3take a nap
Login To Vote45-4Buy some new tubes.
Login To Vote46-5install quake3 and call a friend to play in LAN game,, jeje
Login To Vote47-5try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up
Login To Vote48-6Cry (like a little girl)
Login To Vote49-6Panic!
Login To Vote50-6run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
Login To Vote51-7Kill google! *throws chair*
Login To Vote52-8Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
Login To Vote53-8Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
Login To Vote54-8Dial 911 immediately.
Login To Vote55-9go to the washroom
Login To Vote56-10Two words: sponge bath.
Login To Vote57-13Get-away-from-computer
Login To Vote58-13kill yourself
Login To Vote59-14Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
Login To Vote60-14Work.


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