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	Top 60 Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down By lilangl
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	Total List Votes: 30 Overall List Rank: 7.5667 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 42 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. Login To Vote 2 35 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. Login To Vote 3 24 You mean there's something else to do? Login To Vote 4 23 Steal WiFi from your Neighbor Login To Vote 5 19 play single player mode Login To Vote 6 18 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. Login To Vote 7 17 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back Login To Vote 8 14 Find a better ISP Login To Vote 9 13 Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy. Login To Vote 10 11 Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks Login To Vote 11 10 Install all those programs you downloaded but never got around to installing Login To Vote 12 8 Start talking to your girlfriend again. Login To Vote 13 7 Reset Modem: repeat Login To Vote 14 5 Create your own IM bot to converse with. Login To Vote 15 4 Call friends to see if their ISP is working. Login To Vote 16 4 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world. Login To Vote 17 3 Plot out your revenge for the ISP Login To Vote 18 3 take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body Login To Vote 19 2 Open up the ol' pinging .bat file! Login To Vote 20 1 Cut out your large intestine Login To Vote 21 1 Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything. Login To Vote 22 1 Hang yourself with network cables Login To Vote 23 1 Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours. Login To Vote 24 1 Smack your modem against the wall. Login To Vote 25 1 Smash your head on the keyboard until it restores. Login To Vote 26 1 switch to TV Login To Vote 27 1 Twiddle your thumbs. Login To Vote 28 1 Your girlfriend Login To Vote 29 0 Go to the bathroom (of course!) Login To Vote 30 0 Grab your PSP and steal someone else's ISP. Login To Vote 31 0 Sacrifice your first born child for the return of your internet service Login To Vote 32 0 Two words: Tech Support. Login To Vote 33 -1 Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations Login To Vote 34 -1 Go out to buy another pallet of Mountian Dew for the year ahead. Login To Vote 35 -2 Cry Login To Vote 36 -2 die alone Login To Vote 37 -2 host a lan game with hopes of people joining Login To Vote 38 -2 Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot! Login To Vote 39 -2 Write your lists on paper Login To Vote 40 -3 Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil. Login To Vote 41 -3 Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile Login To Vote 42 -3 Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed Login To Vote 43 -3 smoke a cigarrete Login To Vote 44 -3 take a nap Login To Vote 45 -4 Buy some new tubes. Login To Vote 46 -5 install quake3 and call a friend to play in LAN game,, jeje Login To Vote 47 -5 try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up Login To Vote 48 -6 Cry (like a little girl) Login To Vote 49 -6 Panic! Login To Vote 50 -6 run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy" Login To Vote 51 -7 Kill google! *throws chair* Login To Vote 52 -8 Buy a cow, and start a farmers life Login To Vote 53 -8 Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up. Login To Vote 54 -8 Dial 911 immediately. Login To Vote 55 -9 go to the washroom Login To Vote 56 -10 Two words: sponge bath. Login To Vote 57 -13 Get-away-from-computer Login To Vote 58 -13 kill yourself Login To Vote 59 -14 Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. Login To Vote 60 -14 Work. Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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