| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 21 | "... upon public proof of her virginity, shall receive ..." |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 15 | ...cremated ashes baked into bread, which our children shall eat. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 12 | "donated to charity" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 12 | Should my son die mysteriously within one year, his uncle shall inherit ... |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 11 | I will my son all my finances and estates, totalling $2.4mil and $6mil in debt |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 10 | I leave my estate to my eldest grandchild. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 10 | my secret mistress and our six children |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | Each child will receive their weight in pennies. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 9 | We hereby disavow all responsibility for damages and losses caused by this will |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | I bequeath my entire estate to my gay lover Sal ... |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 8 | I bequeath to you my "potato-chips shaped like famous people" |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 7 | I leave to the freedom fighters of ... |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 7 | Our parrot shall divy up the estate between the children. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 4 | The kids were never good to us, so, with that in mind, . . . |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 3 | ...everything to my son... upon proof of sex change. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 3 | ..will only be valid if I may somehow be downloaded into you, my only son. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 1 | To my favorite strip club... |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 1 | Upon publication of a valid Ph.D thesis, my heirs may receive . . . |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 0 | To our children's REAL father.. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -1 | If said heir is able to spend 6 million dollars in 30 days, then... |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -1 | Santa |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -2 | All possessions to go to our children after our authentic martian burial. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -2 | If my life is taken under mysterious circumstances ... my kids did it! |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -2 | Upon the expiration of said "life", said "children" will receive nothing. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -3 | ..to my son in the event none of his organs are viable to transplant. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -4 | I appoint Dr. Kevorkian as the legal guardian of my children . . . |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -4 | To you I give you your Cousin! |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -4 | We would like our children buried with us, IMMEDIATELY after the reading of this document.. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -5 | "my heart goes to my son jonny" |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -5 | Everything I own shall be cremated with me. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -6 | Eh, the Government can take it all. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -6 | You must spend the night in Old Man Winkler's haunted carnival... |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -7 | However, if [insert your name here] does not get all A+'s this semester... |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -8 | ..must also be frozen immediately, so that when I return, they may repay me.. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -8 | to my illegitamit son.. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -8 | you get nothing unless you tidy your room |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | "I will my child ... and a boot to the head" |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -10 | I leave everything to my dog. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -10 | Inheritance tied to how frequently you go to church |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -10 | Let the bickerring for my assets begin! |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -10 | use anywhere of the words 'The trash can' |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -11 | "my 1st daughter gets everything... IF she never gets married" |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -11 | We'd like our children buried with us. |
List of September 18, 2001
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