| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 4 | I do my part to prevent global warming; my airconditioner is on everyday. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 4 | Open the door to the fridge to cool things down |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 3 | Melt the ice caps with hairdryers to create a "Day After Tommorrow" effect |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 2 | Encourage India to double the amount of coal power stations they have |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 2 | Increase the hot air coming from Washington |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 2 | Tell america to keep up the good work |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 2 | Vote Bush into pow...too late. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 0 | Stop farting |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 0 | Vote Bushs Brother into power. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | -7 | Worldwide pledge to use all the worlds aerasol cans in one day |