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	Top 22 Signs You're Going To Have A Bad Day By the Keeper
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	Total List Votes: 9 Overall List Rank: 6.6667 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	14	You turn on the TV and they're showing evacuation routes out of the city
Login To Vote	2	13	Traffic is backed up all the way to your driveway
Login To Vote	3	12	Some guy in a long black robe is outside your window
Login To Vote	4	12	There's a police car waiting for you in the driveway
Login To Vote	5	11	Your child hides your keys - down the toilet
Login To Vote	6	9	There are divorce papers sitting on the kitchen table
Login To Vote	7	7	Registered letter from U.S. Army: "Greetings..."
Login To Vote	8	7	wake up to the sound of smoke alarms blaring
Login To Vote	9	6	It's raining - only over your house
Login To Vote	10	5	"I'm Mike Wallace with '60 Minutes'. We're doing a story on you..."
Login To Vote	11	4	You wake up face down on the pavement.
Login To Vote	12	3	This is the day you have to upgrade the servers to Win2k
Login To Vote	13	3	Your house gets knocked down to build a bypass
Login To Vote	14	1	Three Words: IRS
Login To Vote	15	1	You get trapped inside a Porta-Potty...Then it turns upside-down
Login To Vote	16	0	it's the start of summer vacation
Login To Vote	17	-1	"Behold, a new day! But alas, no new list!"
Login To Vote	18	-1	Keepers is down
Login To Vote	19	-4	Three Words: Bad Hair Day
Login To Vote	20	-5	Your cat dyes his hair black
Login To Vote	21	-7	You come to near a talking scarecrow named Birdy
Login To Vote	22	-8	Car won't start

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