| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 32 | ...but not like THAT |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 31 | There! happy now? |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 24 | and your twin sister. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 22 | "...for not calling the police" |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 21 | "Jen...er, Veron...Lisa! I said Lisa!" |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 20 | But ... |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 20 | Please put down that axe. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 19 | -Now lets have sex |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 19 | But I'm not IN love with you |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 17 | but that will still be fifty bucks! |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 16 | when you're tied up in that position. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 14 | like a brother |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 12 | Now give me the remote |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 11 | no... nevermind, that's just the drugs talking |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 10 | both |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 9 | Now go away |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 6 | but I love your sister more |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 5 | "...Which is why I have to kill you" |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 5 | "Now you must die." |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 4 | But you still can't have my bud lite |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 4 | Please open this attachment |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 3 | - But not if you're pregnant |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 3 | ...but as a friend. (Seriously, girls, stop saying that! It makes no sense!) |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 2 | now get out of the way of the TV! |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | "Thanks...how much do you charge again?" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | / You love me / We're a happ-BLAM! |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | about as much as I love microsoft. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -1 | but not as much as your cat |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -1 | lets get married |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -1 | now can we have sex? |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -1 | now please, can I have the gun? |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -1 | now will you sleep with me |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -2 | *pfffft* Excuse me |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -2 | for a price |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -2 | I thought you should know that before I told you that I... |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -2 | knitting |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -2 | Like a bad case of the clap |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -2 | more than a horney dog loves legs. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -3 | Now leave me alone |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -4 | Almost as much as I love my cat |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -4 | Now put down that flamethrower! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -7 | but I love my brother more... |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -7 | when you're mad like this |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -8 | but not as much as a sheep |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -8 | But then again, I'm on mescaline, so I love *everybody* |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -8 | now can you show me that funny thing you do with your tongue again? |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -8 | Please Hold. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -9 | But not as much as... |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -9 | if The Price is Right! |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -9 | Why are you giving me a restraining order? |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -9 | you freak |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | "buuurrrrp" |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -10 | "more than my computers, dear." |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -10 | All your heart are belong to us. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -11 | Love is just a chemical reaction though |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -11 | Mr Gates |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -11 | So, anal sex then... |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -12 | Now will you take out the trash |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -13 | "I love you... in that short skirt." |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -13 | And him, and him, and him, and... |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -15 | you have some cum right there. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -17 | ... more than my own, dear, forever-sacrificing-for-my-happiness mother. |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -18 | even more than gerbils love my butt! |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -18 | Fido |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -18 | granny |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -19 | ...but I love your Siamese twin more. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -19 | and CowboyNeal |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -21 | but the bathroom's over there |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -22 | Please ignore my disgusting flatulence |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -22 | [my name] |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -23 | when you let me say that I mean. I hate you but love the sex |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -24 | now go get your fsckin' shine box |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -24 | Where's the can? |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -26 | "Wheres the cheese?" |