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Total List Votes: 29 Overall List Rank: 7.1379 out of 10
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Login To Vote132...but not like THAT
Login To Vote231There! happy now?
Login To Vote324and your twin sister.
Login To Vote422"...for not calling the police"
Login To Vote521"Jen...er, Veron...Lisa! I said Lisa!"
Login To Vote620But ...
Login To Vote720Please put down that axe.
Login To Vote819-Now lets have sex
Login To Vote919But I'm not IN love with you
Login To Vote1017but that will still be fifty bucks!
Login To Vote1116when you're tied up in that position.
Login To Vote1214like a brother
Login To Vote1312Now give me the remote
Login To Vote1411no... nevermind, that's just the drugs talking
Login To Vote1510both
Login To Vote169Now go away
Login To Vote176but I love your sister more
Login To Vote185"...Which is why I have to kill you"
Login To Vote195"Now you must die."
Login To Vote204But you still can't have my bud lite
Login To Vote214Please open this attachment
Login To Vote223- But not if you're pregnant
Login To Vote233...but as a friend. (Seriously, girls, stop saying that! It makes no sense!)
Login To Vote242now get out of the way of the TV!
Login To Vote25-1"Thanks...how much do you charge again?"
Login To Vote26-1/ You love me / We're a happ-BLAM!
Login To Vote27-1about as much as I love microsoft.
Login To Vote28-1but not as much as your cat
Login To Vote29-1lets get married
Login To Vote30-1now can we have sex?
Login To Vote31-1now please, can I have the gun?
Login To Vote32-1now will you sleep with me
Login To Vote33-2*pfffft* Excuse me
Login To Vote34-2for a price
Login To Vote35-2I thought you should know that before I told you that I...
Login To Vote36-2knitting
Login To Vote37-2Like a bad case of the clap
Login To Vote38-2more than a horney dog loves legs.
Login To Vote39-3Now leave me alone
Login To Vote40-4Almost as much as I love my cat
Login To Vote41-4Now put down that flamethrower!
Login To Vote42-7but I love my brother more...
Login To Vote43-7when you're mad like this
Login To Vote44-8but not as much as a sheep
Login To Vote45-8But then again, I'm on mescaline, so I love *everybody*
Login To Vote46-8now can you show me that funny thing you do with your tongue again?
Login To Vote47-8Please Hold.
Login To Vote48-9But not as much as...
Login To Vote49-9if The Price is Right!
Login To Vote50-9Why are you giving me a restraining order?
Login To Vote51-9you freak
Login To Vote52-10"buuurrrrp"
Login To Vote53-10"more than my computers, dear."
Login To Vote54-10All your heart are belong to us.
Login To Vote55-11Love is just a chemical reaction though
Login To Vote56-11Mr Gates
Login To Vote57-11So, anal sex then...
Login To Vote58-12Now will you take out the trash
Login To Vote59-13"I love you... in that short skirt."
Login To Vote60-13And him, and him, and him, and...
Login To Vote61-15you have some cum right there.
Login To Vote62-17... more than my own, dear, forever-sacrificing-for-my-happiness mother.
Login To Vote63-18even more than gerbils love my butt!
Login To Vote64-18Fido
Login To Vote65-18granny
Login To Vote66-19...but I love your Siamese twin more.
Login To Vote67-19and CowboyNeal
Login To Vote68-21but the bathroom's over there
Login To Vote69-22Please ignore my disgusting flatulence
Login To Vote70-22[my name]
Login To Vote71-23when you let me say that I mean. I hate you but love the sex
Login To Vote72-24now go get your fsckin' shine box
Login To Vote73-24Where's the can?
Login To Vote74-26"Wheres the cheese?"


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