| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 21 | Aluminum foil now takes up almost half of your grocery budget |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 21 | The voices in your head are hearing voices in THEIR heads. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 16 | The walls in this hotel are all padded. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 13 | The voices in your head are telling *you* to shut up! |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 11 | You drive 1500 miles without sleep |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 11 | You turn yourself in to the police for tearing the tag off your mattress |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 11 | You understand the deep, philosophical meaning of "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 10 | you have more than 100 cats in your 1 bedroom apt. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 10 | Your shrink refuses to see you anymore because you're "just not right" |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | "I am . . . Batman!" |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 7 | 30th time this year you've been arrested for public nudity at the church. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 7 | The purple elephants tell you you are perfecly sane |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 6 | The voices in your head finally all agree that Yep, you're insane. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 5 | Ford Prefect suddenly turns up |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 5 | The voices in your head pretend to imitate each other just to confuse you. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 5 | When you talk to your plants, they talk back |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 4 | "I went to the psychiatrist for my schizophrenia...don't worry, we're ok now." |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 4 | I see dead people. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 3 | That's the third hooker you've killed this week. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 3 | You ask a plastic surgeon to make your handle smaller & enlarge your spout. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 3 | You bought the $300 service contract on a $10 disposable camera |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 3 | You click reload on your browser every 5 seconds to see the latest list items |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 3 | You proudly walk around school talking to yourself and answering aloud |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 3 | your best friend is christopher robin |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 2 | cops often say to you "just put the gun down nd let those people off the train" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 2 | No one else can see the little people on your shoulder |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 2 | When someone asks a question, you answer "CowboyNeil" |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 2 | your imaginary friend got a very real restraining order |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 2 | Your psychiatrists has changed the locks on her office door...and her name |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 1 | The squirrels in the park have recommended therapy |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 1 | You stare at your shoes for hours, fascinated |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 1 | You start telling strangers "I have on new socks..." |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 0 | Being able to survive for 5 weeks with an average of 2 to 3 hours sleep a day |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 0 | you have trouble speaking due to the razor blade you swallowed |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -1 | "N*Sync's music speaks to the deepest part of the human condition..." |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -1 | Have started dancing while wearing other people's faces as masks. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -1 | You believe that talking is done best through Dixie Cups. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -1 | You made a list of ways to tell if you're insane |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -1 | You think OJ is innocent |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -1 | You've worn out your copy of the "William Shatner Sings" CD |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -2 | 7 hits of acid is enough to be legally insane, you've had 12 in the last hour. |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -3 | When the voices in your teeth and the voices in your head won't stop arguing. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -3 | you were once a postman...until the mail finally got to you |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -4 | "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true..." |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -4 | Gone? GONE?!?! I didn't have to go ANYWHERE!!! Teehee yeah. About the sock... |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -4 | Must vacume up all the dust bunnies before they multiply... |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -4 | You open up an ice store in Point Barrow, Alaska |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -5 | you didn't bring enough bullets for all of your co-workers |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -5 | You eagerly await the release of new microsoft products |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -5 | You look down at your thumb and say "I think it's getting BIGGER!" |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -5 | You read Slashdot |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -6 | I think my nose is stuck in cyberspace |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -6 | You think professional wrestling is real |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -6 | you trust your employer |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -7 | Telemundo is on and you don't speak spanish. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -7 | The bunnies don't just speak to you anymore. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -7 | You're convinced it's everyone else who's insane. |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -7 | Your Secret Fantasy is a twosome with Janet Reno and Tammy Faye Baker |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -8 | Mmm... grasshoppers are crunchy. They taste better with ketchup, though. |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -8 | the straight jacket |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -8 | You didn't vote this to the top of the list. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -8 | You use the word wibble in any question you answer |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -8 | You voted for GWB |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -8 | You watch Carrot Top films for the humor |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -8 | Your employment application at Enron |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -9 | Taken a job as Evel Knievel's stunt double |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -9 | You got a second aluminum foil deflector beany as a backup |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -9 | You spend more time at the pharmacist than at the DMV |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -10 | You go to school for a career in Elvis Impersonating |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -10 | You swear that you're perfictly sane |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -10 | You're insane |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -10 | your family seems normal |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -12 | "Mmmm, mutton!" |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -13 | You're reading keepers |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -15 | Adding to a Keepers list |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -15 | You've visited the USENET group alt.games.creatures |
List of March 3, 2002
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