| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 21 | Time card says "Deceased" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 15 | Your cubicle is marked "Storage" and filled with boxes |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 8 | Your picture on the lunch room dart board |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 7 | refer to you always as "that guy we all hate." |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 7 | They brick over your office door--with you inside. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 5 | No one else receives write-ups because they're 'Satan.' |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 5 | Someone keeps trying to hurl a brick through your cubicle wall |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 5 | The coffee machine doesn't 'break' unless you want a cup. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 5 | You find your pens glued to your desk |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 4 | At meetings to improve the workplace, getting rid of you is a top priority. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | Employees get extra day off for pushing you down the stairs |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 4 | More times than not, your paycheck arrives with death threats scrawled on back. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 2 | Most of them have walked in on you with their wives. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 2 | Off-color jokes from your account circulating on company email system. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 2 | That yellow "streak" in your coffee doesn't look right |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 0 | You find a Dilbert doll with your picture on it and a long needle in its heart |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 0 | You find laxatives next to your coffee cup... |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | The 'Better Employee Relationships' Seminar didn't begin until your employment. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -1 | They volunteer you to head up United Way campaign |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -2 | They installed Windows on you Desktop |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -2 | you are their manager |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -3 | They keep trying to take your red stapler |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -3 | You're responsible for breaking the Xerox machine. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -4 | They get you rat poison for your birthday |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -4 | Your company life insurance policy doesn't cover "being killed by co-workers" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -5 | cube filled with styrofoam peanuts |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -5 | They keep bugging you about your TPS reports |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -7 | You have been mistakeny calling them "cow orkers". |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -7 | You have to send all your emails via WAP |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -9 | Evil glances can be seen through cubicle walls |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -10 | They replace your Aeron with an ergonomically designed toliet bowl |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -11 | Paycheck has "Co-Worker pro-relationship payment: $0.00" on it. |
List of March 4, 2002
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