| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 26 | Whoops |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 24 | The OTHER left |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 19 | Cool, watch what happens when I put my finger here! |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 18 | I dunno either, I've never seen one before |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 15 | I'm not the specialist, I though YOU were the specialist! |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 14 | I Wonder Where This Piece Goes????? |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 14 | She'll never know... |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 13 | Didn't you sharpen this thing? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 13 | The fire alarm |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 13 | Watch where that lands ... we might need it later |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 12 | Ok, do we have our stories striahgt? |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 11 | Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep! |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 11 | Call the Lawyers! Stat! |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 9 | He won't miss it.... |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 9 | How am I supposed to put this back in again?? Lefty loosy...righty tighty... |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 9 | no..no..it's not going to stay, maybe we should try ducktape... |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 9 | Nurse, please call and make sure my malpractice insurance is paid up. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 9 | We Got A Gusher! |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 8 | CLEAR! |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 7 | Did anyone see where I left my Rolex? |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 7 | oh crap!! my gum...wheres my gum?? |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 6 | ...er...pass me that...er...knife-type thingy... |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 6 | Nurse, hand me that syringe. Yes, Dr. Kevorkian. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 6 | oh s**t! this was supposed to be an apendecotomy? |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 6 | The leg bone's connected to the...how does that song go again? |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 6 | Wait a minute, if that is his spleen, then what's this? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 5 | Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 5 | that was like that when we started right? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 4 | Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 4 | I'm new at this. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 4 | The Blood Bank is Closed on weekends |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 4 | [after closing] Aw crap, we've got parts left over. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 3 | ...Huh... now that's different... |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 3 | Achoo! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 3 | Hell, the guy's got two of them |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 3 | Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 3 | Son, we've replaced your heart with a baked potatoe... you have 10 seconds to live |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 3 | We're going to have to remove your large intestine |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 2 | Damn it! I dropped my joint! |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 2 | Do you think he needs this spongy thing? |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 2 | Hey, did you remember the anasthesia? |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 2 | I hope he didn't NEED that... |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 2 | Maybe Super Glue will keep it in place. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 2 | Uh... was that an ARTERY or a VEIN? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 2 | Wait a sec... where's his large intestine? |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 1 | Better save this. He might need it. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 1 | farrrrrtttt! |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 1 | uhhhhh... i can stitch that up |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 1 | Where'd my junior mint go! |
| Login To Vote | 50 | 0 | Nurse lifts bedsheet; Snickers |
| Login To Vote | 51 | 0 | What do you mean the hospitals being bull dozed to make a school ? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -2 | waht are you talking about? im a docter of astronomy! |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -5 | Wait...is this the little piggy who had roast beef or the one who went home? |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -5 | Whoo! Glad thats over What do you mean your short a sponge! |