List of May 10, 2001

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	Top 42 Signs Your Boss is Satan By the Keeper
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	Total List Votes: 26 Overall List Rank: 6.7308 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 21 You work for Microsoft Login To Vote 2 20 He is referred to as "Lucifer" on all of the Org Charts Login To Vote 3 19 That eerie chanting that seems to follow him around... Login To Vote 4 16 Had to sign non-disclosure agreement in Blood Login To Vote 5 13 Pictures of ex-employees with holes where eyes should be Login To Vote 6 12 Leaves cloven hoof mark burned into carpet Login To Vote 7 12 Unpaid Overtime Login To Vote 8 11 Folded pink slips of paper on desk with text 'Just Kidding' Login To Vote 9 11 The attache case full of souls... Login To Vote 10 11 Whispers suggestions of evil deeds while hovering over your left shoulder Login To Vote 11 11 Your job class is "Imp" Login To Vote 12 10 Office door named "Gates of Hell" Login To Vote 13 8 He makes you write your programs in COBOL Login To Vote 14 7 His framed picture of him with Martha Stewart Login To Vote 15 7 You work for the IRS Login To Vote 16 6 His cube smells like sulfur Login To Vote 17 6 The company's intercom plays Britney Spears albums all day Login To Vote 18 6 Uses his pitchfork for "employee motivation" Login To Vote 19 5 3 headed fire-breathing guard dog Login To Vote 20 5 he has his own elevator that says going down Login To Vote 21 4 Axes employees using an actual Axe Login To Vote 22 3 'Pointy Hair' turns out to be Horns Login To Vote 23 3 He looked gleeful during the layoffs Login To Vote 24 3 Inability to 'turn the heat down' in the office. Login To Vote 25 2 His forked tounge is a dead giveaway Login To Vote 26 1 Instead of firing employees, he condemns them to eternal torture. Login To Vote 27 0 Vision Statement is 'Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ia! Ia! R'lyeh!' Login To Vote 28 0 Yes Mr. Presidnet, right away Mr. President... Login To Vote 29 -1 Long forked tail extending from rear of trousers Login To Vote 30 -1 Mission Statement is 'Destroy the world' Login To Vote 31 -2 Management books Login To Vote 32 -2 The horns and red flesh Login To Vote 33 -3 Those red ties Login To Vote 34 -3 You work in that Al Pacino law firm . . . Login To Vote 35 -4 Smoldering coals for eyes Login To Vote 36 -5 You work at Ubersoft Login To Vote 37 -6 Office closure do to storm of fire and brimstone Login To Vote 38 -6 Org chart links to opposing managers reveal things man was not meant to know Login To Vote 39 -8 Implements guillotine as tool for facilitating downsizing Login To Vote 40 -10 His rings have brimstones Login To Vote 41 -12 You work for Rosie O'Donnell Login To Vote 42 -13 New Personnel Manager is "Madre Tico" Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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