| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 19 | "My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 17 | A dot of red light appears on your chest as you approach their house. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 16 | Refer to you as the Lesbian Whore that stole our daughter. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 14 | They keep refering to you as "that bastard" |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 10 | Third time this month, they have moved the whole family without telling you |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 9 | Mother holding shotgun, Father holding shovel. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 9 | You've been in their basement for three days and they still haven't fed you. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 8 | They keep encouraging her to join that convent |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 7 | Instead of a polite "hello" they say "Are you still here?" |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 5 | The shirt they got you for your Birthday has a bullseye on it |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | They speak about you in the third person when you are in the room |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 2 | The unmistakable sound of a 12 guage shotgun being cocked |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 2 | Wake up in a car trunk, remember dinner with GF's parents, funny tasting food. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 1 | The restraining order was a pretty good hint |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 0 | "Your pot roast is tasty, Mr. Smith, but why does it taste like almonds ..." |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -1 | broken plate chunks in the soup |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | Keep setting her up on blind dates. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | "Funny, I don't remember all those surveillance cameras in my house..." |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -3 | "And this here is my collection of antique torture devices..." |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | At first meeting, mother fingered the cell phone while father cleaned his gun. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -3 | Four flat tires when you get back to your car |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -5 | Start yelling 'Rape !!' when you enter the house. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | You give them your e-mail, they send you viruses |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -9 | they offer you a chair with a spiked dildo nailed to the seat |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -11 | Every time they cough you think you hear them say "HERPES!" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -11 | For Christmas, they buy her a boy |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -11 | You're her crack dealer, too |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -12 | Mr. Johnson, is that a shotgun in your hand or are you just happy to see me? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -13 | your name is Gaylord Focker |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -14 | The family moves overnight |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -14 | They invite you over for dinner and never offer food |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -14 | You are dating your daughter... and have a self esteem problem |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -15 | One morning you wake up in a ditch, miles away from her hometown |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -15 | The shotgun pointed at your head |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -16 | dad cleans shotgun, loads it, and pattern-tests it your direction |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -16 | Her Dad has crosshairs painted on the inside of his glasses |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -16 | They unsubscribe from your pay webcam show |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -17 | A "Watch This Space" sticker is put over your face in photo albums |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -17 | Two words: Tresspassing warrant |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -18 | dog's in a body cast |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -19 | Her father is you down the street with a baseball bat |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -19 | They don't offer you free rein in their condom collection |
List of March 28, 2002
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