| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 25 | Don't hurt me, I'm Canadian |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 20 | "I am not American." |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 18 | "What kind of meat is this?" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 17 | Caution. Land Mine. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 15 | My hovercraft is full of eels |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 15 | Where can I buy penicillin? |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 15 | Where might I find a woman of loose morals and generous spirit? |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 10 | "Where is the bathroom?" |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 10 | I have American Dollars |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 9 | Your women... how much do you want for your women? |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 8 | "Where is the Embassy?" |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 5 | Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 3 | These are not the droids you're looking for |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 2 | You don't have any diseases, do you? |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 0 | Is the water safe to drink? |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -1 | Do you want to come back to my place? bouncy, bouncy, bouncy |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -2 | "How much for just a hand job then?" |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -3 | "I don't speak (this language)" |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | "I need the pi$$ bucket, you!" |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -4 | Give me a beer. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -5 | "Watch the teeth!" |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -5 | Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my clothes |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | it feels better with lube |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -5 | Put... The Gun... Down! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -6 | "don't touch me there" |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -7 | may i drink in your establishment of drinking, yes? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -8 | "Where is McDonald's?" |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -8 | @#!$ you! |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -8 | Do not unhitch the horses; the inkeeper has been struck by lightning |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -8 | Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'till lunchtime. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -8 | How much would it cost me, for you to just "look the other way"? |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -8 | Oh my God! There's an axe in my head! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -9 | "How do you land this plane?" |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -9 | I claim this land in the name of the President of the United States |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -9 | Please don't kill me, my money is in my shoe. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | what is this milky discharge? |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -11 | If I am not soon supplied with caffine, I will become very irate. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -11 | Voulez Vous Couche Avec Moi, Ce Soir? |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -12 | Have you seen my child? |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -12 | I Can Eat Glass, it does not harm me. |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -12 | It wasn't me - it was him. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -13 | don't shoot, I'm a journalist |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -13 | Help. I have fallen down a well. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -13 | I can lick my own eyebrows and breathe through my ears. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -13 | Oh God, STOP!! The condom broke! |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -13 | Please keep your hands off the butt. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -13 | Please to help me with my rucksack? |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -13 | Take me to your whores |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -13 | Watch where you're going, buddy |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -13 | Where is the red light district? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -13 | Where's the bathroom? |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -13 | who's your daddy |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -14 | "Where's the closest bar?" |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -14 | "Will you go to bed with me?" |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -15 | Can't we all just get along? |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -15 | I'm in here! |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -15 | My dog has no nose |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -15 | My Large Intestine |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -15 | Please don't hurt me. I have no money |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -16 | A big boy done it and run away |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -16 | Back off man, I know Karate! |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -16 | I am 18. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -16 | The words to American Pie. |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -16 | Your country sucks |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -17 | No, I do not want to have your children. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -17 | Oh, dear God, not again! |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -17 | You call that a car? |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -18 | It looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, but... ?? |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -18 | Your finger, you fool |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -19 | Run for the exit! |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -20 | I can eat glass, it does not hurt me. |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -22 | You call this food? |
List of March 27, 2002
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