| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 31 | Never set a complicated trap if you can just shoot him and be done with it |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 26 | Set nuclear bomb to go off early, say, when the time says 7 seconds |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 23 | Avoid bags with dollar signs - they are easy to spot |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 22 | Don't allow your sidekick to be in charge of killing the hero. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 22 | Don't reveal your secret plot - ever! |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 20 | Kill first, gloat later |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 18 | Killing hero's best friend/lover just to tick them off, usually a mistake |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 17 | Don't go after total world domination all at once. Do it a piece at a time. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 17 | don't leave super hero un-attended when killing him/her |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 17 | Hire 8-yr-old; fill any gaps he sees in plan. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 16 | Train your soldiers in marksmanship under pressure |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 14 | Don't lock MacGyver in the tool shed. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 13 | $1m doesn't go very far these days |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 13 | Don't fight like a man, fight like an evil overlord. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 13 | DONT ask the hero if he has any last words before you kill him |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 13 | threaten to poison the water supply, but really blow up the krispy creme shop |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 12 | Do not put useful escape tools in your dungeon. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 12 | Have a back-up plan |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 12 | No mountaintop fortress. It's expensive, and one raid cleans you out. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 11 | Quick Death is a MUST. Abnormally long torture is a no-no |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 10 | Do not assume a hero is dead, even when they are lying on the ground! |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 7 | Evil Laughing makes u vulnerable. Only laugh when absolutely sure hero is dead |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 6 | Instead of World Domination, how about just taking over France? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 5 | Don't use complex, easy escapable traps, just shoot the heros. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 5 | You need an XO that can get sharks with frickin' laser beams |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 4 | Make sure your plan to kill the hero doesn't involve some rube goldberg device |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 4 | No flashy hideouts/fortresses - hide, don't flash neon signs that say "Evil" |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 3 | Standard issue helmets must have transparent faceplates |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 2 | set all of henchmens weapons to Hit, not miss |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 1 | just shoot the good guy ok? no stupid plans point, BANG, done |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 1 | never ever follow the ticking hot lady any where |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 1 | Practice your mwaaahaaaaahaaa maniacal laugh |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 1 | when interogating heroes amputate their limbs just in case |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 0 | Don't bother shooting - Thermonuclear warheads are pretty cheap these days. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 0 | make sure the hero IS dead before you leave him. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 0 | Read Peter's Evil Overlord Rules!!! |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 0 | Stop hiring henchmen that buy cheap rubber masks at Wal-Mart |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -1 | Dont taunt the hero during your escape |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -1 | If you blow up the whole world, whats left for you? |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -1 | Lose the white cat |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -1 | Shooting is not too good for your enemies |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -2 | Don't change into a giant snake. It never helps. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -2 | eat spinach |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -2 | Pre-trademark the movie rights |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -3 | grow mustache for twirling |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -3 | High grade rope doesn't chafe when tying damsel to RR tracks |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -3 | If you want people to take you seriously, you must get rid of your Teddy Bear |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -3 | Never leave the Hero alone to die |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -4 | Lose the rubber bullets - get Double-O buckshot |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -4 | Never tell the hero your plans, even if he WILL be dead soon |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -5 | Lose the Homer Simpson accent. |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -5 | More moustache wax |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -5 | Read Bill Gates' books |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -6 | Mental Note: Quit kissing the babies |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -9 | Make sure the employees at your Evil Pizza Drive-Thru are well-paid. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -9 | Stop talking and start killing |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -10 | laugh fiendishly more often |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -11 | make a pact with the Devil |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -12 | Invest in tin-foil costumes |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -12 | wear more black |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -13 | Change Your Name! |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -14 | Do not, repeat, do not hire Solomon Grundy |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -14 | Drink more |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -15 | Quit eating lollipops |
List of April 21, 2002
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