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Total List Votes: 15 Overall List Rank: 7.3333 out of 10
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Login To Vote122Breathing... yeah, breathing could *definately* be an issue...
Login To Vote219Can't swim until 30 minutes after you have eaten
Login To Vote319You can't conceal a fart
Login To Vote417Hot mermaid chicks don't have compatable genetalia
Login To Vote514Morning paper guaranteed to be a soggy mess.
Login To Vote613Alcoholic beverages are extremely diluted as you try to drink them
Login To Vote713Wet socks. All the time.
Login To Vote810Losing the soap becomes a much bigger issue
Login To Vote910Nightmares of finding Leonardo Dicaprio's body in your large sunken ship
Login To Vote1010The weather report is even more boring than usual
Login To Vote119A whole new meaning to "having crabs"
Login To Vote127Jacques Cousteau keeps looking in your window
Login To Vote137Your hands are ALWAYS pruney
Login To Vote146Salt around the rim of your margarita dissolves too quickly
Login To Vote155If your trying to hold it in, you are constantly reminded that you have to go.
Login To Vote165No such thing as a "snow day"
Login To Vote174Got to build up enough pressure to pee
Login To Vote184Having to evolve gills
Login To Vote192It's not easy parallel parking a submarine
Login To Vote200being pressured into singing that "under the sea" song
Login To Vote210Electricity could be dangerous
Login To Vote220Suddenly the $3,000 waterbed you bought isn't so appealing
Login To Vote230Your bike keeps rusting up
Login To Vote24-1Grocery delivery quite expensive
Login To Vote25-4Lifespan limited to the few minutes you can hold your breath
Login To Vote26-4Oil spills tend to be a little more dangerous...
Login To Vote27-4Otters constantly eating my kelp garden
Login To Vote28-4Your mascara would always run
Login To Vote29-5Baths and showers are totally pointless
Login To Vote30-5Things always smell fishy
Login To Vote31-6giving directions to your place is a pain! (how many fathoms past that trench?)
Login To Vote32-7Impossible to light a cigar
Login To Vote33-7Impossible to play volleyball
Login To Vote34-7Plankton gives me gas
Login To Vote35-7You can't tell if you've wet your pants or not
Login To Vote36-7You got conned into buying swampland in Florida
Login To Vote37-9Where would you pee?
Login To Vote38-10Fish are a natural laxitive
Login To Vote39-10You're always wearing soaked underwear
Login To Vote40-11Eathed mashed potatoes becomes a bit tricky
Login To Vote41-11More pollution under water than above
Login To Vote42-11Scaley skin is actually encouraged
Login To Vote43-11There are more bottom feeders
Login To Vote44-12"Sealab" stealing cable again; time warp means you drown with 40 other you's.
Login To Vote45-13fishey smell, all the time
Login To Vote46-13It's too wet.
Login To Vote47-15Death


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