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	Top 47 "Cons" To Living Underwater By Xroot89
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	Total List Votes: 15 Overall List Rank: 7.3333 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 22 Breathing... yeah, breathing could *definately* be an issue... Login To Vote 2 19 Can't swim until 30 minutes after you have eaten Login To Vote 3 19 You can't conceal a fart Login To Vote 4 17 Hot mermaid chicks don't have compatable genetalia Login To Vote 5 14 Morning paper guaranteed to be a soggy mess. Login To Vote 6 13 Alcoholic beverages are extremely diluted as you try to drink them Login To Vote 7 13 Wet socks. All the time. Login To Vote 8 10 Losing the soap becomes a much bigger issue Login To Vote 9 10 Nightmares of finding Leonardo Dicaprio's body in your large sunken ship Login To Vote 10 10 The weather report is even more boring than usual Login To Vote 11 9 A whole new meaning to "having crabs" Login To Vote 12 7 Jacques Cousteau keeps looking in your window Login To Vote 13 7 Your hands are ALWAYS pruney Login To Vote 14 6 Salt around the rim of your margarita dissolves too quickly Login To Vote 15 5 If your trying to hold it in, you are constantly reminded that you have to go. Login To Vote 16 5 No such thing as a "snow day" Login To Vote 17 4 Got to build up enough pressure to pee Login To Vote 18 4 Having to evolve gills Login To Vote 19 2 It's not easy parallel parking a submarine Login To Vote 20 0 being pressured into singing that "under the sea" song Login To Vote 21 0 Electricity could be dangerous Login To Vote 22 0 Suddenly the $3,000 waterbed you bought isn't so appealing Login To Vote 23 0 Your bike keeps rusting up Login To Vote 24 -1 Grocery delivery quite expensive Login To Vote 25 -4 Lifespan limited to the few minutes you can hold your breath Login To Vote 26 -4 Oil spills tend to be a little more dangerous... Login To Vote 27 -4 Otters constantly eating my kelp garden Login To Vote 28 -4 Your mascara would always run Login To Vote 29 -5 Baths and showers are totally pointless Login To Vote 30 -5 Things always smell fishy Login To Vote 31 -6 giving directions to your place is a pain! (how many fathoms past that trench?) Login To Vote 32 -7 Impossible to light a cigar Login To Vote 33 -7 Impossible to play volleyball Login To Vote 34 -7 Plankton gives me gas Login To Vote 35 -7 You can't tell if you've wet your pants or not Login To Vote 36 -7 You got conned into buying swampland in Florida Login To Vote 37 -9 Where would you pee? Login To Vote 38 -10 Fish are a natural laxitive Login To Vote 39 -10 You're always wearing soaked underwear Login To Vote 40 -11 Eathed mashed potatoes becomes a bit tricky Login To Vote 41 -11 More pollution under water than above Login To Vote 42 -11 Scaley skin is actually encouraged Login To Vote 43 -11 There are more bottom feeders Login To Vote 44 -12 "Sealab" stealing cable again; time warp means you drown with 40 other you's. Login To Vote 45 -13 fishey smell, all the time Login To Vote 46 -13 It's too wet. Login To Vote 47 -15 Death Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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