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Previous Top 33 Ways To Quiet Loud Co-Workers By kin_korn_karn Next
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Total List Votes: 23 Overall List Rank: 6.3913 out of 10
YeaNayRankVotes
Login To Vote120Duct Tape
Login To Vote217A politely worded letter of complaint-wrapped around a brick thrown at them.
Login To Vote317Every time they talk, blow an air horn.
Login To Vote411Staple their bottom lip to their forehead.
Login To Vote58Emergency tracheotomy
Login To Vote68Gag him with his own tie.
Login To Vote78Hard right hook.
Login To Vote85Taser to the groin... heck, they may never even *whisper* to you again...
Login To Vote95Trans-Cubicle artillery
Login To Vote102Nerf in cake hole
Login To Vote11-2exchange their water for super-glue
Login To Vote12-3Set off Halon system in server room.
Login To Vote13-4"how can you annoy me, Mr. Anderson, if you cannot speak?"
Login To Vote14-5"I have a dog at home that hates all of my co-workers, I might bring him here"
Login To Vote15-5Lock them in the server room
Login To Vote16-6"Shut up or I'll break a stapler off in your suckhole"
Login To Vote17-6install a cell-phone jammer. you'll never hear a consultant again.
Login To Vote18-7A shotgun blast to the chest
Login To Vote19-7Pretend you deaf
Login To Vote20-7Put sleeping pills in their coffee, sit back, and enjoy the show
Login To Vote21-7Remote-control shock collar
Login To Vote22-8"The boss is coming!"
Login To Vote23-9Drown them out with loud music
Login To Vote24-9pink slip
Login To Vote25-10Give Them A Teabag
Login To Vote26-10sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Login To Vote27-11Wedgies make them squeal at first, but they get real quiet afterwards.
Login To Vote28-14Mustard Gas
Login To Vote29-16Refer to them as your "cow-orkers"
Login To Vote30-16Start handing out noise violations
Login To Vote31-17"Be quite or I'll shock you again!"
Login To Vote32-17Install a vacuum in their cubicle
Login To Vote33-17Put super glue in their coffee...


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