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	Top 33 Ways To Quiet Loud Co-Workers By kin_korn_karn
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	Total List Votes: 23 Overall List Rank: 6.3913 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	20	Duct Tape
Login To Vote	2	17	A politely worded letter of complaint-wrapped around a brick thrown at them.
Login To Vote	3	17	Every time they talk, blow an air horn.
Login To Vote	4	11	Staple their bottom lip to their forehead.
Login To Vote	5	8	Emergency tracheotomy
Login To Vote	6	8	Gag him with his own tie.
Login To Vote	7	8	Hard right hook.
Login To Vote	8	5	Taser to the groin... heck, they may never even whisper to you again...
Login To Vote	9	5	Trans-Cubicle artillery
Login To Vote	10	2	Nerf in cake hole
Login To Vote	11	-2	exchange their water for super-glue
Login To Vote	12	-3	Set off Halon system in server room.
Login To Vote	13	-4	"how can you annoy me, Mr. Anderson, if you cannot speak?"
Login To Vote	14	-5	"I have a dog at home that hates all of my co-workers, I might bring him here"
Login To Vote	15	-5	Lock them in the server room
Login To Vote	16	-6	"Shut up or I'll break a stapler off in your suckhole"
Login To Vote	17	-6	install a cell-phone jammer. you'll never hear a consultant again.
Login To Vote	18	-7	A shotgun blast to the chest
Login To Vote	19	-7	Pretend you deaf
Login To Vote	20	-7	Put sleeping pills in their coffee, sit back, and enjoy the show
Login To Vote	21	-7	Remote-control shock collar
Login To Vote	22	-8	"The boss is coming!"
Login To Vote	23	-9	Drown them out with loud music
Login To Vote	24	-9	pink slip
Login To Vote	25	-10	Give Them A Teabag
Login To Vote	26	-10	sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Login To Vote	27	-11	Wedgies make them squeal at first, but they get real quiet afterwards.
Login To Vote	28	-14	Mustard Gas
Login To Vote	29	-16	Refer to them as your "cow-orkers"
Login To Vote	30	-16	Start handing out noise violations
Login To Vote	31	-17	"Be quite or I'll shock you again!"
Login To Vote	32	-17	Install a vacuum in their cubicle
Login To Vote	33	-17	Put super glue in their coffee...

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