| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 8 | Buy her a strap-on for her birthday. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 3 | "put that thing away! I'm watching martha stewart" |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 2 | Constantly complain about her interior decorating skills. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 1 | Bob the plumber doesn't only fix the pipes... |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 1 | Get a job as an interior decorator or a fashion designer |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 1 | Honey, I married you to get closer to your brother. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 0 | start lisping and wear short shorts |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 0 | This relationship issssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo not for me |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 0 | Uh uh girl friend, i am not stayin wit your non dressin@ss! |
| Login To Vote | 10 | -1 | Ask for threesome and then ignore her. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | -1 | Hon, what can I say? You're just not man enough for me. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | -2 | " had always loved figure skating..." |
| Login To Vote | 13 | -2 | "That Jack Tripper.. I keep thinking, 'what if'..." |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -3 | Start taping the Christopher Lowell show |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -4 | Buy a ticket to the opera- for yourself. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -4 | Hunny, I'm gonig to quit my job, and be a hairdresser!! |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -5 | "Honey, do you remember when you asked me how I know so much about fashion?" |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -5 | Join a synchronized swimming class |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -5 | via the keepers: "Honey, I'm gay. George." |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -7 | "put that thing away! I'm watching wrestling!" |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -7 | Honey, she meant nothing to me, I swear! ... No, really ... You see, honey ... |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -7 | You replace her picture on your desk with one of Joan Crawford. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | Leave your "Gay Men Over 35" chat running for her to see |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -9 | Are you a Rock Hudson fan? so am I! |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -9 | I'm not going to the strip bar. Let's watch _Lifetime_ instead. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -9 | Leave your butt plug lying about |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -9 | Lois, meet Louis. Louis, meet Lois. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -9 | on the front page of Slashdot on Valentine's Day |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -11 | "honey, I like penises" |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -11 | Introduce her to your new wife, John. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -16 | Ask her to perform cunnilingus on you |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -16 | Keeps forgetting to invite you in on threeways |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -17 | Fly |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -17 | So are you. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -17 | Your name is Ellen |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -18 | Instead of getting mad at you for leering at other women, she joins in. |
List of April 4, 2002
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