| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 46 | Do not look into laser with remaining eye. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 41 | Anything said by a shop teacher missing fingers. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 30 | This medication will cause explosive diarrhea. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 29 | Bridge Out |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 28 | Elevator Out Of Service |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 27 | Danger: Explosives |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 26 | Danger: High Voltage |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 26 | May cause large anal warts |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 22 | This ship will self destruct in 10...9... |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 17 | Danger: medication has more side effects than it cures |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 17 | Thousands of birds suddenly fleeing from your position |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 17 | Warning: Road ends at cliff. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 16 | "Them there's good birthin' hips" |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 15 | Blood in phlegm, stool, and urine. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 14 | May cause gas with oily discharge |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 14 | Wet Paint |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 14 | Wizard Ahead: Violators will be toad |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 13 | may impare your ability to operate motor vehicles |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 11 | Open sores on your date (anywhere)! |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 10 | This food was tasted & certified by Tester #12. May he rest in Peace. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 8 | Made in China |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 7 | Bush/Cheney 04 sticker on a car |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 7 | slow children at play - cuz slow children often throw rocks |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 6 | *Warning* - radioactive, acid peeing, saber-toothed monkey - *BEWARE* |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 6 | Warning: Shark-infested waters |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 6 | Warning: Toxic |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 6 | Warning: Trekkie Convention. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 6 | "In a survey 3 out of 4 of the surviving panelists approve this product!" |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 5 | Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 5 | This product may contain traces of Windows |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 4 | Just Married |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 4 | Sharp chest pains after being attacked by strange, face-hugging alien creature. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 3 | "Watch for Exploding Volcanoes Ahead" |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 3 | Intel Inside! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 3 | the band is wearing spandex |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 2 | do not remove gaurd or fingers may be lost |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 1 | Any mention of large intestines |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 1 | Road ends, 50 feet |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 1 | Warning: Ex-Wives Militia Convention |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 0 | "huh huh huh, he's got a purdy mouth, don't he Cletus?" |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 0 | Beware of super mean dragon who wants to burn you to a crisp. |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 0 | big, glowing, target sign centered above your head |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 0 | No Swimming |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -1 | Achtung! Minen! |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -1 | Condemned |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -1 | Confederate bumper sticker |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -1 | Dude, You're Getting A Dell!! |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -2 | "hunny we need to talk" ie: run for it!! |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -2 | Beware of cliff |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -2 | Body parts falling off... |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -2 | Turn Back Now! |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -2 | Warning: This prescription may cause drowsi...zzzzz |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -3 | Beware of Dog |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -3 | Christian fish logo on back of a car |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -3 | Danger. Edge of the World. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -4 | Radioactive |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -4 | "Bush Declares Saddam War Hero" is front page in paper |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -5 | anything the voices tell you |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -5 | do not aim pistol at your own head |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -5 | You find yourself a one-episode unknown character on a Star Trek landing party. |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -6 | "Kick Me" sign... you can never ignore those |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -6 | black panther party |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -8 | "If light is flashing, nuclear meltdown is imminent." *flash* *flash* |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -8 | Don't touch |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -8 | girlfriend keeps a stash of red light bulbs near bedroom window |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -9 | dont.do even ask why.just dont |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -9 | endless flow of arterial blood |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -9 | smoke is always a warning sign, no matter where it appears |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -10 | Do not drive while intoxicated |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -10 | Dubya becomes President. |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -10 | Falling Rocks |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -11 | "So, my future son-in-law, how much do you make?" |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -11 | Spider Sense |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -11 | Warning: Shark Tank |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -13 | Any mention of MicroSoft |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -14 | adam's apple |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -15 | The beer is flat |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -17 | Your body has been taken over by robotic donkeys. |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -18 | Wedding ring of NRA Wives' Demonstration for unbanning assault weapons. |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -21 | Poster of goatse.cx/hello.jpg |
List of April 24, 2002
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