| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 43 | "...and I host all the porn from here so there's no bandwidth costs!" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 33 | Yeah, she's the boss's daughter. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 30 | No, I only hack from my work computer... |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 23 | His wife's moans coming from your cubicle |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 22 | I only forge his name on the important stuff... |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 19 | I'd be outta here if it weren't for the free supplies |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 19 | Oh, don't worry... the cops will never find out who i really am |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 17 | So, we're still on for the strike, right? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 16 | The combination is the same as his birthdate... |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 14 | Yeah, I banged his wife at the X-mas party... |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 9 | ...after he cut our pay... i'm the one that keyed his car |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 7 | "and so there I was, his wife was on her knees..." |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 6 | "Man, I just don't have enough to do." |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 5 | I don't know who the father is, but he's in this building |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 4 | His daughter telling you she is pregnant |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 4 | i got his wife in my trunk |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 3 | as long as he doesn't know about the cherry bomb in the toilet,.. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 2 | I wonder what the boss will think when he finds out his daughter is pregnant? |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 2 | I would, but my butt prints are still on there from last time |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 2 | So after i finally get the boss's 12th girl too, i'll have the whole set in bed |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 2 | "The dumb bastard still hasnt figured out where i hid his keys" |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 1 | (Krogers employee) I shopped at Walmart last night |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 1 | shh...i thought you wiped the stains off his desk |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 0 | *Farrrrrttttt*! |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 0 | I heard he's still in the closet. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 0 | I told the reporters about his accounting practices |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -4 | "I couldn't help looking, but it's tiny" |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -5 | I know light-bulbs that are brighter than him... |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -5 | I'm still hung-over from last night... |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -6 | I wonder how much he'll pay for those pictures in my car... |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -6 | The bomb goes off when he gets in his car? No, when he turns on the radio. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -7 | ...so we egg his car first, then- |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -7 | and then he said, "My name's John, and I'm an alcoholic" |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -8 | a little ex-lax in the coffee should do him some good... |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -11 | "The boss is an A-hole" |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -12 | He must have taken managing lessons from Enron... |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -12 | Whoops - I hung up on the CEO |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -13 | You and his wife making the bed squeak. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -13 | You should see the type of Email he gets |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -14 | "I hope he doesn't find that keystroke logger I put on his computer" |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -15 | Don't Tell Anybody, But I Started All Those Nasty Rumors. |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -16 | Your account name on monster.com |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -17 | See "Worst Possible Moments to Fart" List |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -19 | "…code to the safe is... Skull Crusher, you got the weapons? Tonight it is” |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -20 | ever lived in the south? don't question religion at work if you want a job |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -20 | If he only knew that I waxed it to his company snapshot every nite before bed |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -21 | How much you made in lottery and used to buy the company: He'll flee... |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -22 | "I wonder if he/she will come to my orgy?" |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -22 | at Enron: "I don't believe what the corporation tells me" |
List of April 14, 2002
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