| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 9 | You won't drive 4 hrs to see your relatives but will to get some Krispy Kremes |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 8 | The devil offers a dozen Krispy Kremes for your soul. You seriously consider it |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 6 | Artery #2 has failed. Must bypass to #3! |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 6 | You pay the clerk at the Krispy Kreme to call you when the hot light is on |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 5 | White powder on your shirt and you don't do coke |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 4 | You decide where to take a vacation based on it's distance from a Krispy Kreme |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 4 | You start to sound like Homer Simpson... "Mmm, donuts..." |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 3 | You have your paycheck direct-deposited there. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 3 | You'll take a $600 speeding ticket over giving up your Krispy Kremes to the cop |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | Thanksgiving turkey stuffed with Krispy Kreme donuts |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 2 | Your gut is "cream filled" |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 1 | "The first one is always free..." |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 1 | You check the web page every day for news of a Krispy Kreme opening near you |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 0 | You have a usual |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 0 | you have requested planning permission for a monorail to your nearest store |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 0 | You wake up at 5 am to get the first one |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 0 | your hair is frosted, your skin complexion is creamy, & your eyes are glazed |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | you have a geocache located next to one of there stores |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -1 | You have a perma-glaze of cream circling your mouth that won't come off |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -1 | You refer buying donuts to "Getting the goods from my contact" |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -5 | Many of your dreams lately involve quests for hot glazed Krispy Kremes |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -5 | people pull into your driveway thinking you are a Krispy Kreme |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -5 | the badge on your chest? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | The boxes are filling up the yard |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -5 | You have to go to KKDA meetings (Krispy Kreme Donuts Annonymous) |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -5 | You pay for home dilivery |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -5 | You're starting to look like CowboyNeal |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -5 | You've eaten so many Krispy Kremes that you are starting to look like one |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -6 | slowly sucking the filling out of long john's is the highlight of your day |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -7 | butt is wide enough that work needs to order you a special chair |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -7 | your sled starts to leave tracks in concrete |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -8 | constant fits of vomitting |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -8 | So fat that when you haul a$$, you have to make two trips. |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -8 | you are the valedictorian of your class at the police academy |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -8 | You borrow your police department's helicopter for midnight donut runs |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -8 | You draw flying objects into orbit around your mass |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | You ask for injections... eating takes too long |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -10 | Forced to pay kids to buy them for you - Because you can't fit through door |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -11 | instead of smoking inthe morning, you eat a doughnut |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -11 | that powdered sugar beard |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -11 | they take you off the email list that announces where the morning donuts are |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -11 | You frequent your local Krispy Kreme so much they know you by name |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -11 | You join the "Donut of the Day" club |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -11 | You've been living in Tennessee for the last 35 years |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -12 | You rent a U-Haul to carry them |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -12 | You're as fat as the keepers |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -12 | You're topping 700lb's |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -13 | You send e-mail asking them to e-mail you a donut |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -14 | you walk down stairs right into your personal bakery |
List of May 10, 2002
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