List of April 12, 2002

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	Total List Votes: 15 Overall List Rank: 6.7333 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 16 "I now pronounce you man and..." Login To Vote 2 14 Doing 69 with a hot girl Login To Vote 3 14 Right after the interview panel says "what qualifies you for this position". Login To Vote 4 12 During the kiss on your first date Login To Vote 5 10 When The Preacher Calls For A Moment Of Silent Prayer. Login To Vote 6 9 Girlfriends house, after being introduced, while shaking her fathers hand Login To Vote 7 7 "what do you have to say for yourself young man?" Login To Vote 8 7 When a guy is "eating you out" (for girls) Login To Vote 9 6 During the "bombs bursting in air" part of the National Anthem Login To Vote 10 5 When you're in the elevator with your boss Login To Vote 11 5 While getting checked out by the gynochologist Login To Vote 12 4 On a submarine being hunted by destroyers Login To Vote 13 2 "Mr. President! What do you have to say about this media frenzy?" Login To Vote 14 2 When standing *really* close to the fire Login To Vote 15 2 When you are in the car with the windows rolled up Login To Vote 16 1 Tribal Council on 'Survivor' Login To Vote 17 0 "In your general direction, English types!" Login To Vote 18 0 When Bending over in front of a match Login To Vote 19 0 when your colon is already full with non-gaseous matter. Login To Vote 20 0 While masturbating Login To Vote 21 -1 Final decision time on 'ElimiDate' Login To Vote 22 -1 In audience with the pope. Login To Vote 23 -2 "his lungs have been burnt and he must breathe only pure oxygen" Login To Vote 24 -2 "Welcome to the college. Elimination programs are still going on-" Login To Vote 25 -2 Over an Intercom Login To Vote 26 -2 When the celebrities are judging at the end of 'Iron Chef.' Login To Vote 27 -3 In a pool (Fart Bubbles) Login To Vote 28 -4 "Should it be contestant #1, contestant #2, or contestant #3(you)? Login To Vote 29 -4 Oh say can you... pbbt. Login To Vote 30 -4 Right after you kill an evil villan and saved the girl Login To Vote 31 -4 Speaking to a group of asthmatic grannies in an overcrowded windowless room. Login To Vote 32 -4 The time of death was -- Login To Vote 33 -4 When you're accepting your Emmy Login To Vote 34 -4 While doing Sit-ups (You have to smell everytime you go back up) Login To Vote 35 -4 While singing the national anthem at for World Series Tie-breaker Login To Vote 36 -5 First time you meet girlfriends parents Login To Vote 37 -5 In a Library when everyone else is quiet Login To Vote 38 -5 When it's really humid and there's not a gust of wind for 25 miles Login To Vote 39 -5 while leaning over the table at Christmas dinner carving the turkey Login To Vote 40 -5 whilst receiving oral sex Login To Vote 41 -6 "our father, who art in heaven..." Login To Vote 42 -6 "Will you marry me?"*pffffft* Login To Vote 43 -6 during state of the union address Login To Vote 44 -6 While Making out Login To Vote 45 -7 "and the winner is..." Login To Vote 46 -7 "hey! wow, long time no see. how've you been?" Login To Vote 47 -7 "i have something i want to tell you. it's important." Login To Vote 48 -7 "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." Login To Vote 49 -7 "what do you have to say about that young man?" Login To Vote 50 -7 In the middle of an exam Login To Vote 51 -7 When the board of health inspects your kitchen. Login To Vote 52 -7 when your bladder is begging to be deflated. Login To Vote 53 -8 "You may now kiss the bride" Login To Vote 54 -8 At a Funeral Login To Vote 55 -8 While on vacation in Mexico Login To Vote 56 -9 "Here I come!!... Whoops, I was wrong. We got a ways to go." Login To Vote 57 -9 anything that has anything to do with somebody attractive and yourself Login To Vote 58 -9 One word-Solo Login To Vote 59 -9 When you're near an open flame Login To Vote 60 -9 While biting Wintergreen Lifesaver... could cause an explosion. Login To Vote 61 -10 In Church Login To Vote 62 -10 When You Feel Inflatuated With Your New Date Login To Vote 63 -11 During the graduation dinner from your Etiquette 101 class Login To Vote 64 -12 At a Funeral during a prayer Login To Vote 65 -12 During a Lecture Login To Vote 66 -12 While Asking were the Peptobismal is Located in Wal-Mart Login To Vote 67 -13 In a Fancey Resteraunt Login To Vote 68 -13 In a volkswagon Bug Login To Vote 69 -15 On your death bed Login To Vote 70 -15 When you have Chocolate Pudding for dinner Login To Vote 71 -16 In a van Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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